Eviction Notice: Issued…..

…… and thoroughly ignored!

Come on Human Foal, you are now officially late (yes, yes we know this is nothing new in this household) and The Whale is getting impatient and grumpy and so are we! We're bored of waiting now…. it's been a long 9 months…..

We are waiting for you to arrive so that we can all play, the weather's good, the grass is green and we're ready to entertain you…. so what do you say?  How about coming out to say hi?  We know it's nice and toasty warm in your barn and you are happy demanding ice cream and blueberries but we got plans.

We got plans for rides and walks and teaching you all the best mischief, Dragon would also like to borrow a slimmer version of FH for a ride or two soon…. we have a feeling FH might quite like that too.

So there we go, our plea, may it fall on your mule sized ears (we can hope right?!), out you come, what are you waiting for - there's fun to be had ;-)

A Yawn a Day

Gosh it's hard work being an entertainer...honestly when you carry the task of entertaining the muleteer clan on your perfectly formed back it can be pretty tiring! FH and I were sharing a few moments soaking up the suns rays when they appeared, you never know it might drive away the ever present mud that FH is obsessed about but I'm not sure?

So there I was having a little chat with FH about the benefits of mud packs (I find them very appealing, they add extra insulation to my winter woolies and it's very amusing playing at rub the mud on the human, I can't imagine why FH doesn't like me doing this in the morning before she goes to work?) when I just couldn't help feeling a little yawny and snoozey.

Do you know Muleteers that yawning is one of those things that you just can't do by halves, a good yawn every day is the solution to much stress!  I stretched and stretched my petite mouth as wide as I could and said AHHHHH! Can you see right the way down in to my stomach, see FH it's empty - in need of carrots please :-)

Then there was time for a little pause while FH yawned too, apparently yawning is very contagious?

Would you believe it she's set me off again!  It's been a hard day's night and I've been working like a mule...

Time for a little snooze now I think before the sun disappears... doesn't look like the rain is far away.  FH is sure that at the end of this rainbow there was a yawning mini mule - definitely her idea of a pot of gold, even if the gold bars are a little....muddy??

Have a lovely week muleteers, I hope you have a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow whether it has two legs, four legs, a waggy tail, a purring paw, if not I offer you a virtual share in a yawny mini mule :-)

Just Another Manic Monday

Disgraceful Muleteers!  My life is hard work enough without the humans swanning off on holiday!  This morning I awoke to find myself in charge of the whole Muleteer clan, as Matriarchal Mule it is my lot in life to slave over a hot wheel barrow, muck out, earn money for straw, fill the haynets, carry the water, see off marauding invaders, poo pick the paddocks, ensure the minis get their breakfast on time and keep an eye on Granny Human who is staying in the humans stable.  Would you believe it Muleteers, FH expects me to do all of this as well as eat and sleep - disgraceful behaviour
A muletta of my good looks and brains requires her beauty sleep, I am not impressed.... look how tired this has made me, a mule has every right to yawn!

I've heard that The Mini has learnt how to communicate on the phone, it seems FH has taught him this important skill..... I think we may need to send him of to the phone box to make a call to Aunty Di, maybe she'll come to our rescue?  Here's hoping, it's Muley S.O.S.  please Aunty Di, Save our Snoozes!

We will deploy The Mini on phone duty!