Greetings Muleteers!!
Ro-Land here, for once I have stolen the keyboard from my long eared
pals and they are ‘allowing’ me to blog, aren’t I lucky J
Female Human (FH) and I went out for a little walk yesterday
just the two of us and we were talking about Marmite (which I am partial to on
toast). FH was telling me about a phrase
that some mule people use ‘Mules Are Like Marmite’ – you love ‘em or hate
‘em! Now I have to say I think the
‘hate’ statement is a little too much but it did make me grin and then I had to
think about this…, Strangely FH is always getting asked why she has mules but
no one ever asks why she has me (it must be because I’m perfect?). FH generally smiles and says it’s because we
know a very well kept secret!!
So it brings me back to Marmite..... Why do we love ‘em or hate ‘em and why do I
think they’re the best pals FH and I could wish for? Well here’s my run down of the good, the bad
and in some cases the downright ugly!!
FH helped me a little bit with the big words…..
The ‘Bad’ Bits
(always start on the ‘bad’ news)
1/. Fight first then
Flight
Mules have a highly developed fight instinct (from their
donkey father) as well as a flight instinct (I’m a racehorse in training you
know!). This means that you can get one
or the other or both in a split second.
In general mules will put up much more of a ‘fight’ about something that
they don’t perceive in their best interests; worming , injections and foot
trimming are tasks that some mules find challenging, it takes lots of training and
patience to get them over their fight instinct as FH has discovered. The phrase ‘kicks like a mule’ is no accident;
mules have fantastic aim and timing and if they feel they need to let you know
they’re not happy then best watch out!
2/. Self Preservation
Mules will not do what they don’t want to, you have to work
with a mule to let them decide it’s what THEY want to do otherwise you’re in
for a long wait or a big fight. Self
preservation is often misinterpreted as stubbornness... I always follow the example of the long ears
as they generally know best, if The Mini says run I follow!
3/. Difficult to Train
This is definitely true!!
Mules are more challenging to train as they question you and always ask
the question ‘are you sure?’ and ‘what’s in it for me?’ They will definitely know if you’re scared of
them, scared about something or you’re not in the right frame of mind (don’t go
there...). If you don’t understand their
nature they’ll run rings around you and will make you look silly, generally
while you’re red faced and swearing at the top of your voice that you ‘knew
mules were stubborn’!! Sometimes a short
ear is just a little more angelic
J
4/. Mules can’t do what horses do
WRONG! They can do
everything that us short ears can do and if you listen to the smarty pants here
they reckon they’re better. However, they
will never have the speed of the Thoroughbred (or a Shetland pony in training) but
sure do get the endurance of the donkey, combine the two and you have speed and
endurance and boy can they jump.
5/. Practicalities
Mules are difficult to fit tack to, tacking up Dragon is a
lengthy affair…. Her flat back and slightly different gait means she needs
special gear which is neither cheap nor easy but FH doesn’t seem to mind.
Finding mule friendly vets, farriers and help can also be
difficult. It takes a bit of trial and
error to find the right folks to help, The Mini has been ‘through’ a number of
vets and farriers until he found two he likes, I followed his lead and behaved
accordingly by standing on my back legs for two of them!
6/. Unpredictability
I think the better saying about mules would be ‘Mules are
like a box of chocolates.... you never know what you’re gonna get’! There are some days when my pals will be monsters for no apparent reason, call it an identity crisis, who knows? Mules can be prone to having days when
nothing is going right or when it’s not worth having the discussion, FH calls
these ‘Mule Moments’ and shrugs and walks away.
If you want to have mule pals this is just something you have to accept
and get on with, long and short ears are allowed duvet days too you know.
The Good Points
1/. Loyalty
Mules are incredibly loyal and tend to become very bonded to
their humans and pals. The Mini took
ages to overcome his fear of humans but is now the most loyal equine I have
ever seen; if FH says ‘jump’ he’ll say ‘how high?’ The Mini follows FH around like a lost puppy
and sulks when she leaves him, I am starting to see Dragon doing the same thing
to, they both want to be the centre of attention and bicker over who’s No 1! Although
I love the humans I’m not quite as loyal, if you’ve got a carrot I’m happy to
say hi J
2/. Sensible
Mules are just soooo sensible(some may say boring!) compared
to us short ears. FH says their self preservation is remarkable, The Mini got tangled
up recently and instead of panicking like I would have done he checked that he
couldn’t free himself, stood resolutely, didn’t panic, carried on eating and then
bray-neighed to let the humans know what had happened! Apparently mules were never used as cavalry
mounts in the wars as they would never have been ‘persuaded’ to charge full
speed in to battle, they were much better suited to carrying ammunition which
would be safe as they would not plunge over the side of a cliff with their
precious cargo or run off in to the sunset after panicking at a scary
rock. I still think being a shiny
charger in full armour with a knight on my back would be fun!!
3/. Intelligent
The longer I spend with mules the more I realise they are
the high achievers of the equine world.
This makes them very eager to do new things and ever so quick to pick up
good (and bad) habits., it’s like being in the top set at school and having
teacher’s pets all around you – ‘me Miss I know the answer!!’ Their ability to open gates, jump fences, undo
doors or ‘entertain’ themselves is phenomenal, it would seem a bored mule is a
destructive mule. I’m happy because all
of the stuff FH does with the long ears she also does with me, some days I
can’t keep up, what’s wrong with a snooze in the sun??
4/. Hardy
Now I’m a hardy little Shetland pony, probably the hardiest
of all the short ears but it would seem that I have nothing on mules. They just don’t seem to injure themselves or
get sick like short ears. Their feet are
like iron (I know I’ve felt them a number of times – ouch L). It appears that they also live on fresh air
(aka straw), FH feeds us all lots of straw to keep out tummies full but has to
make sure that I get a little extra feed in the winter as I don’t quite have
the super duper donkey metabolism that the long ears have inherited. I also do not like eating wood like the long
ears – there are limits!
5/. Empathy
Mules have definitely inherited empathy from their donkey
Dads. Somehow they seem to ‘know’ when
it’s a quiet or sad day and are good pals when you need them. I’ve noticed that loud or nervous people don’t
get on with my long eared pals, these folks are much better off coming to talk
to me as I’m the calming influence. They can be incredibly gentle with children
and adults who need a little extra care and I am always amazed at how they seem
to know that someone just needs to stroke them or that their hands are too
small to hold the carrot safely, and yet put a stranger in that they don’t like
and they are fire breathing monsters again.
6/. Fun
FH says that the mule is the original all terrain vehicle,
point it up a hill that looks impossible and it’ll find a way (if it’s
safe). They are so much fun to be
around, no day is ever the same and I
can’t imagine what life would be like living with short ears…. Peaceful,
Quiet? More like boring and lonely!
I’m firmly on the I LOVE MULES side! This short ear is very happy with his muley
pals! I wonder what the next chocolate
out of the box will be?
FH has finally got around to adding some extra info to our blogsite pages after much persuasion! Apparently she reckons that some info on training mules might be useful? Hmmm we reckon training humans to understand mules is a better title for this page! 
Yippee!! I'm a Mini Mule on the edge!! Who said mini mules can't gallop, buck, collect, piaffe and look amazing?
Greetings Muleteers! There have been some strange occurrences in the herd this week. The Mini and Diesel have been plotting.... Now Muleteers it is safe to say that until recently The Mini was not the biggest fan of our feline friend and would on the odd occasion try to stamp on her (she's way too fast muleteers don't worry). However... over the past few weeks they have been getting more friendly with Catanian often deciding to sleep in The Mini's stable with him. During these sleep overs they have obviously been having a chat about their shared jealousy at the fun rides that FH and I go on. FH would love to ride The Mini if she could but alas he is too small.
This is definitely true!!
Mules are more challenging to train as they question you and always ask
the question ‘are you sure?’ and ‘what’s in it for me?’ They will definitely know if you’re scared of
them, scared about something or you’re not in the right frame of mind (don’t go
there...). If you don’t understand their
nature they’ll run rings around you and will make you look silly, generally
while you’re red faced and swearing at the top of your voice that you ‘knew
mules were stubborn’!! Sometimes a short
ear is just a little more angelic J
5/. Practicalities 
The longer I spend with mules the more I realise they are
the high achievers of the equine world.
This makes them very eager to do new things and ever so quick to pick up
good (and bad) habits., it’s like being in the top set at school and having
teacher’s pets all around you – ‘me Miss I know the answer!!’ Their ability to open gates, jump fences, undo
doors or ‘entertain’ themselves is phenomenal, it would seem a bored mule is a
destructive mule. I’m happy because all
of the stuff FH does with the long ears she also does with me, some days I
can’t keep up, what’s wrong with a snooze in the sun??
