Just Another Manic Monday

Disgraceful Muleteers!  My life is hard work enough without the humans swanning off on holiday!  This morning I awoke to find myself in charge of the whole Muleteer clan, as Matriarchal Mule it is my lot in life to slave over a hot wheel barrow, muck out, earn money for straw, fill the haynets, carry the water, see off marauding invaders, poo pick the paddocks, ensure the minis get their breakfast on time and keep an eye on Granny Human who is staying in the humans stable.  Would you believe it Muleteers, FH expects me to do all of this as well as eat and sleep - disgraceful behaviour
A muletta of my good looks and brains requires her beauty sleep, I am not impressed.... look how tired this has made me, a mule has every right to yawn!

I've heard that The Mini has learnt how to communicate on the phone, it seems FH has taught him this important skill..... I think we may need to send him of to the phone box to make a call to Aunty Di, maybe she'll come to our rescue?  Here's hoping, it's Muley S.O.S.  please Aunty Di, Save our Snoozes!

We will deploy The Mini on phone duty!

Mule-lympics Here I Come!

That’s it!  I’m off to the Mule-lympics!  The call has come in, yes the one that I have been waiting for!  Her Majesty rang my own personal phone to call me up to Team GB!  It would appear that there is a place available on the Dressage team.

Wait I can hear the phone ringing!

Yes Your Majesty, I am at your service!

 

Oh muleteers I am soooo happy. 

It all started last week when I posted off my letter to Her Majesty letting her know that I would be a stand in for Team GB.  

Sealed with a kiss your majesty, pick me!

I had been too busy to enter competitions to qualify as I have been working on my physique (larger than life fans!).  In my letter I let Her Majesty know that I would be the perfect selection for the Team GB dressage.  I have heard all about the requirements for a dressage master:

1/. Elegance – this is no problem, I think you’ll agree that I am elegant in all ways.

2/. Light on your feet – look at these beautiful hooves, how could I not dance beautifully with these?

3/. Timing – my timing is superb, I know the split second when FH is out of bed and ready to open the gate!

4/. Obedient – FH is pretty obedient and does as she’s told, I think she is pretty submissive to my ways

5/. Good looking – need I say more???

6/. Star quality – of course, I am The Mini and I would look good in gold!

And the winner is!

I have packed my saddle bags ready to go but there is just one tiny detail that I missed…..

Muleteers apparently I would actually have to carry FH so that we could dance together.  Oh dear, it would appear that I will just have to stay here listen to it all on the radio, oh well I never did like the big city anyway ;-)

 'Til next time Muleteers, FH has promised a Gold Medal all of my own just for being so mulificent!