Greetings Muleteers! I bring you pony tails from the other side of the fence, the 'wrong' side of the fence, the illicit side full of greenness..... oops! The humans are beside themselves as they can't seem to understand how I keep sneaking through the fence that buzzes... I'm not going to tell them, it's my great secret! While the two long ears stay on the side of the fence with meagre grass and lots of straw I have decided to embrace independence and take myself to the greener grass on the other side of the fence. FH keeps going on about my ballooning belly and how I'll hurt my feet (sounds like human logic...), she has even threatened the extra fencing. To me Muleteers I just thought the grass looked nice, I had a ponder and worked out how to get to where I wanted to go. I can still see and touch my long eared pals but they are too scared to join me. Little Mr and Mrs Goody Four Hooves are too scared of the consequences of doing something naughty. They stand on the other side of the fence and swish at me angrily, occasionally neighbray and then tell tales on me when the humans get home. The louder The Mini neighbrays the quicker FH comes running. I must find a way to shut him up.... hmmm.... maybe I should just let him in on the escape artist secret.... nah.....
I'm off to recover from my latest eating expedition, doesn't look like I'll be getting many more after tomorrow as the fencing queen (aka FH) is coming out to play. Oh well it was good while it lasted. I shall have to try to crack the puzzle of the next fencing extravaganza and plan my next escape route - ah such fun!
Until then remember folks the grass IS sometimes greener on the other side.... you just gotta work out how to get there.....
Happy weekend!
To find yourself, think for yourself.
Socrates
