Greetings Wooferteers!
FH has started to make noises about my beard... she says it’s nearly
time for me to start shaving like a big boy (I think she’s joking?). I does keep reminded her I is a pups and that
I am growing my beard in order to store food in for the lean minutes that she
don’t feed me..... honestly I only get four meals a day and snacks, you humans
is mean on the foody front. No wonder I
has to take matters in to my own paws some days! I have developed a taste for milk cartons,
snails, wood, sheep poop, pony poop, grass (if it’s good enough for the biggest
dogs in the family I thought it’d be ok for me, it’s pretty tricky to eat
though?) and well, ermmm anything really, the more FH tells me not to eat something
the more I think she’s trying to hide it’s hidden nutritional delights! Always
worth the taste test.
So there we have it, I have been growing my beard to keep me
warm, store food and look distinguished (that's what MH says so it must be true?). I
have even developed some impressive ‘cheek mice’ as MH likes to call them, I
reckon he is proper jealous, FH has banned him from having any, I feel well special!
I have decided though that I might stop there with my
hairiness, I have discovered that to run fast I need to stay smooth in all
other dimensions so I am willing my beardy fur to stay on my face and legs
only... I know I look a little errrm different with my patchy coat but hey if
it works?
I have learnt what my legs are for now.... zooooommmm,
blink and you will indeed miss me. I can
outpace my cloth dog easy (although his brakes are better than mine so he still
gets the ball most times) and I terrify FH whenever possible with my speedy ‘beep
beep’ fly pasts when she is deep in thought on our walks (hopefully she is
thinking about MY next meal).
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| Super speedy lurcher pups! |
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| Got it this time, haha, you won't catch me Cloth Dog! |
One last important thing to report my friends. I have been working on the posing. My Cloth Dog is the expert at this. He does the ‘hang dog look’ good, the ‘aren’t
I handsome look’, the ‘oh my god I’m starved’ look and finally the ‘someone
tell the puppy to leave me alone’ look (he doesn’t mean it, I’m sure of this).
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| Handsome! |
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| Handsomer? I'll keep trying! |
Do you think I got my, ‘aren’t I handsome with this beard’
look down? Shame I got some food on my
nose.... oh well, waste not want not....
Beep, beep, zoooooom...... catch ya later fans.... or maybe
not unless you can run as quick as me :-)
