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| Wait I can hear the phone ringing! |
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| Yes Your Majesty, I am at your service! |
Oh muleteers I am soooo happy.
It all started last week when I posted off
my letter to Her Majesty letting her know that I would be a stand in for Team
GB.
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| Sealed with a kiss your majesty, pick me! |
I had been too busy to enter
competitions to qualify as I have been working on my physique (larger than life
fans!). In my letter I let Her Majesty
know that I would be the perfect selection for the Team GB dressage. I have heard all about the requirements for a
dressage master:
1/. Elegance – this is no problem, I think
you’ll agree that I am elegant in all ways.
2/. Light on your feet – look at these
beautiful hooves, how could I not dance beautifully with these?
3/. Timing – my timing is superb, I know the
split second when FH is out of bed and ready to open the gate!
4/. Obedient – FH is pretty obedient and
does as she’s told, I think she is pretty submissive to my ways
5/. Good looking – need I say more???
6/. Star quality – of course, I am The Mini
and I would look good in gold!
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| And the winner is! |
I have packed my saddle bags ready to go
but there is just one tiny detail that I missed…..
Muleteers apparently I would actually have
to carry FH so that we could dance together.
Oh dear, it would appear that I will just have to stay here listen to it
all on the radio, oh well I never did like the big city anyway ;-)
'Til next time Muleteers, FH has promised a Gold Medal all of my own just for being so mulificent!
