Snow Mule

Hey Minis!  Something odd has happened, we've been turned in to a black and white film!  Where's all the grass gone?  Oh My Mule, it's cold!!!

I'm sure when I went to bed last night there were greens and browns in the world and those fields over there had lots of grass on them.....







It's alright Dragon it's only snow, we don't get it often but it doesn't bite!  Where's Roller?  He knows all about snow being a Polar Bear in disguise you know, I'm sure he'll put your mind at rest and show you what to do.... Roller where are you??

Sorry ladies! I'm coming....if only I could wade through this stuff it would be sooo much easier, oh to have long legs!

Even those humans with much longer leggies than mine seem to struggling a little bit.... they don't have the secret weapon of the Polar Bear coat though!

Phew that was such hard work I think I need a lie down.... now then Dragon, this is lesson one!

Snow is brilliant for rolling around in, it's lovely and soft and fluffy... you should try!

That's it Dragon you've got it, you can be an honorary Polar Bear too! 

Hey Roller, I'm going for the camouflage look!  What do you think, do I look mulificent??

Now where is The Mini?  Last time I looked he was busy wasting time snuffling the humans....

Here I am!  Brrrr I've told those weather folks before that I am a desert animal, not made for wet stuff.  Can you see now FH why I needed those few extra pounds?  I may freeze after all your dieting of me.... what's that you say about looking like a bison??? Hmmm charmed!

Hey Mini, I'd forgotten how cold this stuff is when you eat it.... my tongue feels a little bit numb.  How ever will I warm it up??

I've got it!  Snuffles.... FH will you just come over here please? A little kiss would just warm me up!

Miaow... don't forget about me!  I don't like the look of this..... where's the colour gone?  I've never seen this stuff before.....

Oh Miaowleteers it's too cold on my little paws and I may sink..... quick what shall I do?

Oh yes!  That's right... I've found the right solution to the problem.  Making the humans do my bidding is so easy.... Queen Diesel requires carrying everywhere please and if you would just keep that hat there I can shelter from the wet, cold things falling from the sky!

OK folks enough of this messing around, there's no grass so we need feeding.  Well done FH some nice yummy haylage - just the job!

Pssst Mini.... FH has put another pile over here for us..... Dragon likes to play with her food and is a bit clumsy standing on me in the process.....

That's better a portion just for us minis.... do you think my hair looks good with my winter highlights?

Ssshhh don't neigh too loudly, you'll wake the Dragon, she's busy scoffing at the moment!

Hey FH I'm done with eating now, can we go play?

Look FH it looks like nice weather for a walk?  Please.....

Would you believe it folks? FH won't take us out to play! Something about work to do and slippery conditions and even 4 wheel drive not working, well duh!  She's forgotten that we are superior all terrain vehicles, we have 4 hoof drive!  Maybe tomorrow?

I'm off to see what happens when a mini mule tries to make snow angels..... hmmmm

Hope you're all toasty and warm, snowy dreams my friends xxx